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Hurricane Simulator 2017 (banned from itch.io)

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My game is so fucking edgy that it got banned by itch.io!

Hurricane Simulator 2017 Become a hurricane and attempt to kill off all human life on Earth in this open-source  game for Linux, Windows, or your web browser! Target specific races, just like a real hurricane, and see a live death toll as you experience full immersion as a violent Category-5 hurricane.   

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jlunsi 6 years ago

This game is ridiculously offensive, and not in a good way. If you want to make an offensive game, it has to be a good game; not a cheap one. You also probably shouldn't take pride in the fact that your game got banned from a website
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UnknownEvil 6 years ago

Physics Game Graphics
Best game, 10/10 I appreciate the attention to detail. Although, if opened in chrome the cross-origin thingy ruins it. Chrome doesn't like getImageData but otherwise good. Just like a real hurricane.
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zacadoo 6 years ago

Mechanics Story/Writing/Dialogue
I get the idea and honesty like the overall concept, always fun to kill / destroy...solid, would take out the offensive language, it creates more barriers than anything. Killing everyone with a hurricane is certainly offensive and edgy enough on its own to piss off most people.
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Bambo 6 years ago

Controls Game Graphics
Cool GAme Mate Try to Do A Lot ON The GRaphics AND MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE COOLER OTHER THAN THAT ITS AWESOME MAN.
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SilentKiller 6 years ago

Game Graphics Controls
Honestly, this game is actually a pretty good game and it is surprisingly fun in a weird way.
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GameDeveloperMom 5 years ago

Physics Story/Writing/Dialogue
I think shifting the concept a bit could really change the overall purpose and spirit of the game. Perhaps change the game to make the purpose - "save the people from the hurricane" . An emergency Management game where you prep and then evacuate your coastline populations when there is a hurricane would be a lot of fun and I bet more acceptable to itch.io.
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amhgamer 5 years ago

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Needs more Sharpie.
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AaronLight51 4 years ago

Tutorial/Learning Curve Tutorial/Learning Curve
Im downloaded the game but .. . how to open?
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AaronLight51 4 years ago

I opened it but it didn't open for 2 hours
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AaronLight51 4 years ago

Okay Okay Im opened but Game is dull. :p
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NewGameDev1 3 years ago

Physics
Very Cool! Very Cool! Very Cool! Very Cool!Very Cool! Very Cool!
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