The Ultimate Retard

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THIS THE MOST RETARDED TEST EVER.... IT'S MADE BY THE ULTIMATE RETARD HOMEY GAMER...... THANK YOU..... TAKE THIS TEST AND BECOME A RETARD!!

THIS IS THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS GAME..... THERE WILL BE MORE OUT SOON..... TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT MORE I CAN DO TO THIS GAME....

THERE WILL BE MORE LEVELS ADDED TO THIS GAME BASED ON YOUR RESPONSE..... THE QUALITY WILL GET BETTER.... WILL TRY MY BEST TO PUT AUDIO.....

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roomsforrockets 6 years ago

Story/Writing/Dialogue Story/Writing/Dialogue
It's pretty short but good on you for making a game! congrats
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HomeyGamer 6 years ago

Thank you so much for your feedback!
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TristanMX 6 years ago

Tutorial/Learning Curve Tutorial/Learning Curve
Well, this is a roast site and not trying to discourage you on creating games, I see you are young but first:

1. There's no need to swear, just express what you want but keep it simple, clear and kind.
2. You've learned how to program, that's a big step. Keep going.
3. This is really not a game, just a menu with options and no back story, mechanic, anything I can see related to a game.
4. Try a better engine for starting (GameMaker or Construct are really easy to learn and you already know how to code)
5. Don't mind creating graphics based on squares and circles, some great games are out like that and what matter is the mechanic, not graphics. You can improve them later.
6. If the game doesn't seem fun to you, it probably isn't. Keep that always in mind.
7. Play games and analyze them, that's how you keep improving. Creating new mechanics comes from knowledge, the more you know the better ideas you'll have.

Good work for starting, now get serious about it.
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HomeyGamer 6 years ago

Thanks man! Will surely keep them in my mind!
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